Recently at Hononlulu Airport
“Ladies and Gentlemen, we inform you that the departure of flight #29178 to Blah Blah International Airport will be delayed. The reason for the delay is that we do not have an aircraft for this flight. As soon as we have an aircraft, we will announce the updated departure time of this flight.
Should you have an aircraft spare or know on where to get one for cheap, please report to our crew members as soon as possible. We thank you for your cooperation.”…
Note: I made only the last two sentences up!